The Silence of the Whales

Those who have edge do not tweet.
Those who tweet do not have edge.

Close your Discord. Mute the group chats.
Blunt your takes. Release your bags of anxiety.
Dim the screen. Step away from the charts.
Harmonize your inner conviction
and become one with the order book.

This is called the mysterious equilibrium.
You cannot be farmed by flattery.
You cannot be shaken by FUD.
You cannot be enriched by hype
or impoverished by dips.

Therefore the silent whale
is honored by the entire market.